Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

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(3) XHAMSTER

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

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CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

(5) LINGERIE.

(2) DILDO.

Warming climate may flip the script on the amount of CO₂ released by trees, study finds - Phys.org

(2) YOUPORN.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

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ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

Where and how did ballet originate?

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(1) XNXX

Is Father’s Day getting more respect? Depends on who you ask - AP News

(4) CONDOM.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(3) VIBRATOR.

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

Justin Bieber talks 'anger issues,' says he's 'broken' in emotional Instagram post - ABC News

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

An 'invisible threat': Swarm of hidden 'city killer' asteroids around Venus could one day collide with Earth, simulations show - Live Science

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

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